Blog vs Diary

What's de diff between a blog and a diary... It's not a retarded trick question set by cambridge... I'm serious, haha serious my ass...

A blog is supposed to entertain, to make people happy, to make garmen happy... It's like publishin a book that people are gonna rank in de weekly tabloid... Yes ur rite, it's reali de same cuz even de most popular books that dun make garmen happy dun make it into de top list... It's thrown away like thrash, so filthy that u can't even find it in Popular, so much for de name... Come to think of it, maybe garmen dun even let us order it through eBay or Amazon.com...

A diary? What else can it be... =.="

Sorry i dunno what i'm writin... But please, this followin piece of information is gonna save many lives... MANY i tell u...

If u're at de top of a buildin, lookin out to de beautiful silouhette of singapore's HDB flats bein illuminated by de settin sun in de background and occasionally by de deepavali or X'mas light bulbs, perhaps u should consider goin back to ur nice comfy home, turn on ur com and type in de url that is at de top of ur screen . . . =.="
Yes here comes de important part... DON'T JUMP...! Not now, not in de future... U won't anywae, after knowin that someone has no Qn 2(b) attached to his answer script... Guess what's de joke? There's no joke about it...yes u got it absolut-ly rite...
Now when u've thought that perhaps u shouldn't jump afterall, go back to de same buildin and look out again... Yes... U begin to realise that de flats aren't so nice anymore, not cuz de sun had set, nor izzit cuz it's only deepavali lightings..but cuz ur gonna see it again... Cuz ur not gonna jump anymore...