2 principles of drinkin

I like de line: "I read about how drinking is bad, so i stopped reading"

There's this thing bout drinkin... Juz like chilli, taking more of it doesn't make anyone more man... That's why i came up with two principles of drinkin for myself (wow i came up with principles, does that put me on level terms with Newton or someone famous?) First, no one talks about drinkin.. Nah juz kiddin, this isn't a Fight Club sequel...

First, only drink when i'm happy... Second, be a safe drinker... When i say safe, i mean safe to others... And actually these two lead to a third principle - never waste alcohol... If u don't like de taste of it, then don't drink it! (man i hated de ale at The Forbidden City, tasted like crap for me) When u start to down de booze like water juz cuz you're sad or whatever, it's wasted... When u start to down de booze like water juz cuz everyone else around u seem more man, it's even more wasted... Most of de time when people get "drunk", they're not really drunk..it's more of usin it as a reason to look drunk, to look "I've drunk a lot, can u do it?" Seriously, it's hard to get drunk...

But I gotta admit i did waste some booze before, at this year's chalet in june..but I did stick to my two principles..and i'll always be proud of it... Ke ming posed a challenge and so we were drinkin Absolut Apeach with full plastic cups... End result - he downed 350, I downed 450..but he stayed awake longer than me, so kudos to u man... But i'm proud to say we didn't do anythin dumb nor drunk, and were still sober after that... Seriously, there's nothin to be proud of when u tell people u can down half a bottle, when u actually start to lose de taste of it after a quarter-bottle... Connoisseurs are gonna come get u...

Drinkin really stimulates one to get high, but yes by de name of it, it only stimulates... It's still de brain that matters... When u start realisin you're talkin more than u usually do, especially for me cuz i usually don't really talk much at all..juz isolate yourself from de group conversation for a while, take slow breaths and relax... It's de same thing when u feel cold, de more u tense ur body cuz it's cold, de more u shiver...

Ha... I dunno what this post is for but after what I saw at post-prom, I felt a pinch at how much stuff has been wasted... I shall remain a lonely happy safe drinker at home, and i shall be proud of that, and these . . .